Most Hufflepuffs have an awkward laugh that comes out in any prolonged silence.
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
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Dog doesn’t want kisses
> This dog has incredible comedic timing.
> Remember your place, human.
LINDIR, GRUDGINGLY AT YOUR SERVICE.
SET SOME BOUNDARIES IN YOUR WORKPLACE, MAN. IF YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION IS JUST “DOING ANYTHING ELROND DOESN’T WANT TO DO” YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR THE WORST IN LIFE.
The recent news about the extended edition reminded me that there’s meant to be more disrespectful dwarves at Rivendell stuff in there and I really hope it’s like an anarchist version of their raid on Bag End’s pantry, with Lindir being run ragged by Mahal’s Lil’ Assholes and their vibrant array of behavioural problems.
"Master Dwarf, please, the celebrated tapestries of Imladris are not for wiping your boots on."
"Traditionally one writes on paper, not on walls, and with writing implements, not every weapon you own."
“WE AGREE TO YOUR TERMS AND MENU SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE LET THE FLAUTIST GO.”
"Earlier, when I clearly said, DO NOT LAUNDER YOUR SOILED UNDER-CLOTHES IN OUR FORBIDDEN SACRED SPRINGS, you nodded. You nodded as if you understood what I was saying. I do not think you did.”
While Bilbo sits in the corner, sympathizing, “Just wait ‘til you see what they’ve done to your bathrooms.”
Charlie Hunnam about Idris Elba and the agony of the Conn-Pod [x]
Kitsune Bard: “What’s the crit range on a bag of crabs?”
DM: *opens mouth*….*closes mouth*…no.
These Mass Effect shirt designs are amazing. I love them all but I must have the Krogan Moon shirt.